So, a new study is splashed all over the news. Oreos could be more addictive than cocaine. Here are the problems with this “news”.

1. This isn’t news. Watch this handy little vid if you want to know about high sugar, fat, and dairy diets are key factors in cancer and obesity rates.

2. Anyone who believes that Oreos are as addictive as cocaine either

a) has never taken cocaine or

b) needs to stop crushing up their biscuits and taking them nasally.